ABOUT ME? SHEESH, MY MOTHER IS ONE HECK OF A SPECIMAN TO OUR BREED; BERLIN DI TESORO. I WAS BORN FROM HER LAST LITTER AND THE HUMAN THAT RAISED ME, CALLED ME “ORANGE PEEL”, WHATEVER. THE ONLY PEELING I DID AS A PUPPY, WAS PEELING MY WAY OVER THE PLAYPEN TO GET TO MY SIBLINGS FOOD, PATIENCE; NOT MY VIRTUE, ATLEAST AS A PUPPY. I AM FULLY TESTED AND NEGATIVE FOR ALL GENETIC DISEASES, HOWEVER, I AM NOT TESTED ON HIPS AND ELBOWS, THOUGH, MY MOTHER AND SIRE, COLTER, ARE BOTH FULLY TESTED AND HAVE HIGH GRADES ON THEIR HIPS AND ELBOWS, SO, WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET! I AM YOUR TYPICAL DOBERMAN, WHATEVER “TYPICAL” MEANS. I KNOW THAT, I OWN MY MOM AND MY BEST FRIEND, KAISER, WHO I LIVE WITH. I OWN HIM ALSO, EVEN IF HE DISAGREES, JUST ASK HIS MANHOOD PARTS THAT I USE TO CHOMP HARD AT WHEN I WAS A LITTLE PUPPY, YUP, THAT WAS ME AND NOTHING’S CHANGED. I’M EAGER TO PLEASE, I LOVE TO BE AROUND MY FAVORITE PERSON NO MATTER WHAT. ALL I ASK, IS THAT YOU DO NOT TAKE ME TO AN AUTOMATIC CAR WASH, I’M NOT AFRAID, I JUST LIKE TO LAY ON THE FLOORBOARD, SO LET’S CLEAR THAT UP RIGHT NOW!

MORE TO COME SOON!