FIRST OFF, LET’S ALL GET ONE THING STRAIGHT; LIFE, IS BALL. FOOD? NO. SLEEP? NO. HIKES? FUN, BUT NO. BALL. FOUR LETTER WORD, “BALL”, IS LIFE. PERIOD. IN CASE YOU WERE NOT AWARE, I AM THE ELDEST DAUGHTER OF BERLIN DI TESORO WHO HAD A ONE TIME DATE WITH APOLLO VON PALMETTO HOUSE. BERLIN I HEARD WAS QUITE SNEAKY AND GAVE BERTH TO ME IN MY PET’S BED. AHHH, HOW COZY AND WARM THAT WAS AND THAT BED, IS STILL ONE OF MY FAVORITE PLACES. SIDE NOTE, YOU MUST KNOW I BRING A BALL TO BED, EVERY NIGHT. THAT DAY I BUSTED OUT OF THE SAC SEEMS SO LONG AGO BUT I REMEMBER IT, IT WAS 9.15.20 AND AS SOON AS MY PET REALIZED MY SAC WAS ALL OVER HIS BED, HE QUICKLY RUSHED BERLIN TO THE WHELPING BOX; MY BROTHERS WERE NOT AS LUCKY AS ME TO BE BORN IN MY BED. 

ABOUT ME? PSH. BALL. I LOVE BALL. ANYTHING INVOLVING A BALL. I’LL FIND A BALL, IF I DON’T ALREADY HAVE 4 IN MY POSSESSION. I’M EXTREMELY AGILE AND THE WORD FAST DOES NOT BEGIN TO DESCRIBE MY SPEED. MY PET IS WORKING ON HELPING ME GET FASTER FOR THE FAST CAT COMPETITION WITH AKC, I CAN’T WAIT TO OWN THAT LEADERBOARD! I LOVE TO PLAY ALL DAY IF I’M ABLE, HOWEVER I ALSO LOVE TO RELAX NEXT TO MY PET, HE TRIES TO GET AWAY BUT I’M VELCRO AND HARD TO GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT ME, INCLUDING THE BATHROOM. I COME FROM A WORKING BLOODLINE, SO I HAVE THE DRIVE OF A DIESEL ENGINE WITH 22 MORE DIESEL ENGINES.