I LIKE MANY THINGS. HOWEVER, I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE ONLY ONE THING; JUSTICE (GIUSTIZA DI TESORO)! MY PET SAYS I’M A SWEET AND HANDSOME BOY TO ME MANY TIMES, WHATEVER THAT MEANS. I ENJOY PLAYING WITH OTHER DOBERMANS, WAIT, THERE’S OTHER BREEDS? OH I’VE MET THEM, I PICK ON THEM, BECAUSE I CAN. I LOVE TO RUN, SPEND TIME WITH MY PET, CRY (MY PET SAYS WINE, WHATEV) WHEN SHE LEAVES ME AT HOME, I’M VECLRO HERE HUMANS! I’M A YOUNG BOY, BUT DON’T LET THAT FOOL YOU; BECAUSE I’M A BIG BOY! THE PET THAT OWNS JUSTICE CALLS ME “MEAT”, SOMETHING ABOUT A MOVIE NAMED “PORKY’S REVENGE”, HE SAYS BECAUSE OF MY SIZE. BY 8 MONTHS I HEARD THE HUMAN WITH A MUZZLE ON WHERE THEY GIVE THOSE AWFUL SHOTS SAY I WAS 89 LBS. WHEN I WAS 9 MONTHS OF AGE JUSTICE’S PET TOOK ME TO A NEW PLACE, WHERE I WAS TEASED BY MY FAVORITE GIRL AND THE PETS THERE WERE GROSS, THEY GRABBED MY PRIATE PARTS AND TESTED THAT STUFF THAT CAME OUT FROM THAT THING I LIKE TO MARK MY TERRIROTY WITH! THE PET IN THE WHITE SCRUBS KEPT SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT MY FERTILITY, WELL “SWIMMERS”, WHATEVER THAT IS, THAT THEY ARE AMAZING AND THAT I HAVE AN EXTREMELY FERTILE BUNCH OF SWIMMERS AND WOULD BE EXCELLENT FOR BREEDING. WHATEVER!! I JUST WANT JUSTICE, BUT I GUESS I WILL SETTLE FOR OTHER GIRLS SINCE SHE IS MOSTLY INTERESTED IN THOSE ROUND THINGS HER PET AND MINE THROW ALL THE TIME! OH, YEAH, WHILE I WAS ALSO 9 MONTHS OF AGE, MY PET STUCK SOME COTTON SWABS IN MY MOUTH. I CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS, JUSTICE’S PET SAID I DON’T HAVE DCM OR VON WILLABRAND’S, WHATEVER! HAVE I MENTIONED I LOVE JUSTICE? WELL, I DO.